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Doctor Who: Doctor Who: Official Guide on How to Be a Time Lord (Hardcover)

Doctor Who: Doctor Who: Official Guide on How to Be a Time Lord (Hardcover)

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"Have you ever wondered if you would make the grade in the Time Lord Academy? Or how to fly the TARDIS? Or the correct way to dip your finger into custard? ... This ancient book contains thousands of years of Time Lord wisdom"--Page 4 of cover. This is the definitive guide on how to be a Time Lord written by the ancient Time Lords but hilariously improved/sabotaged by the Eleventh Doctor as a gift for his successor, the Twelfth Doctor. Throughout the factual Time Lord sections, the Doctor has crossed things out, added funny scribbles, silly doodles and post-it notes. The central section has been ripped out by an impatient Doctor and replaced with far more important/interesting stuff such as how to correctly wear a fez or dip a fish finger into custard, and other crucial things about how to be a time-travelling hero just like him.

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